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The Witty Patient

Witty patient

The phone rings in a hospital….
Man on phone: “Good morning. I would like to know about John Smith’s condition.”
Nurse: “One second, let me find his chart.”
Nurse: “He has a fracture, his stitches will be taken out tomorrow.”
Man: “Will he have to stay in the hospital longer?”
Nurse: “He will need a physical therapist consultation.”
Man: “When will he be discharged from the hospital?”
Nurse: “Are you a relative?”
Man: “No, I am John Smith. No one at the hospital told me anything.”
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